NIFT shirts (website)

Space Camp Sucked

Nobody Likes A

Loosey-Goosey

I Love Tijuana

Real Zombies Don't Run

I remember my first beer

Friends Don't Let Friends NOOB TUBE

Stonehenge, where they used to sacrifice virgins.

White People are Crazy

Stop Snitchin'

Fight Cavities Not Bears!

I wish my lawn was EMO so it would cut itself

If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it!

Now remember Billy, only retards wear their collars up!

56,594 Zombie Genocide Achievement Unlocked

OHIO GROWN

The Buckeye State

I'm Popular in

South Dakota

OLD-SCHOOL

AUTO-TUNE Killed

the music industry

Abe Lincoln

I bet he was a cool guy.

Russian Roulette 1988 Tournament Champion

Tackle Drunk Bitches

I Smell Like Strippers

WEAR NIFT SHIRTS

Classic NIFT logo

Contact Us

1.513.494.NIFT

NIFT script Logo T

I rode the long bus.

ANTI-OHIO

ANTI-MICHIGAN

REGULATORS

MOUNT UP

Never Get Laid

Save a Cow, Ride a Horseboy

MISSING BIKE

Guard Your Grill

Protect Ya Neck

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NIFT V-day Script

Charlie & Gang

Acronym & NIFT

Everyone needs a friend with benefits!

Hit the Powder

Abstract Medusa / NIFT

Black

Men's Unisex $19.78

Abstract Medusa / NIFT

White

Men's Unisex $19.78

Catch Butterflies

NOT HERPES!

Moustache Boy / NIFT

Men's $24.99

Women's $26.99

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NIFT St Patrick's Day Script / Kelly Green

My Parents Beat Me and I Turned Out Fine!

I Put the FU in FUN! / NIFT

Screw it I'll Walk

Hoody

Unisex $23.23

Screw it I'll Walk / T-shirt

Sexy Sillhouettes / NIFT

Kickball State Champs

Cycling is Dope

I Want to be a Pirate When I Grow Up!

Youth $14.99

Suicide Hill / Kettering, Ohio

FURNI

I Kick It With Ninjas

O.B. City Gym Workout Shirt

Nostrovia / NIFT

O.B. City Gym

Step Your Game Up!

Dog and Cat Date / NIFT

Charlie Hustle

Pete Rose / NIFT

Birthday Boy / NIFT

Haters Gonna Hate / NIFT

Don't Fuck With People That Handle Your Food

White Girls Are Crazy / NIFT

Free shipping

on all U.S. orders

over $40

Space Is Far Out / NIFT

You don't love me, you just love my doggy style! / NIFT

Oh Shit! / NIFT

I was born ready / NIFT

I used my mulligan on my first wife / NIFT

OHIO Space Explorers Academy / NIFT

Manscape, the ladies will thank you / NIFT

Friday / Rebecca Black / We we we we so excited / NIFT

You can't make a hoe a housewife / NIFT

Men's Unisex $3.99

Please Do Not Feed the Dinosaurs / NIFT

Come to the 1986 Fair - It's RAD! / NIFT

Smokin' Pussycat / NIFT

Cru Jones / Pulling Rad Backflips Since '86 / NIFT

King NIFTee

Several colors available.

I Just Need Some Space

T-shirt

Free Running University Drop-Out T-shirt / NIFT

OM NOM NOM T-shirt / NIFT

white t-shirts are overrated!

black t-shirts are overrated!

Let's think outside the box, I have to poop in it later.

Available in Black or White

NIFT script / Yellow Series

Available Colors

Black, Kelly, Purple, Navy

Men's Unisex $16.99

NIFT / Fight Till Death

God is doing a Nu Thang

Smokin' Pink Flamingo

L.B.C. Drama Club

Snake Plissken Cat

Joey Bats

Everyday Hustle,

Hustle Hard

Evil Doer

I'm so hungry I could eat a person!

Stop throwing me down hallways!

Up All Night Sleep All Day

Harry & Gang

Same Anchor Different Shirt

Smoking Fawn

Feedback: 201, 100% pos.

I Loves My Babies' Mamas

Men's Unisex $18.99

NIFT script Logo Tee

Pink & Yellow Edition